Sam Says #5
After dropping pasta on the floor during dinner-
Sam: Nevermind, Mooshie is our vacuum cleaner.
After getting off the school bus-
Sam: I need a drink!
Me: Por favor? (reminding him to say "please")
Sam: No, herbivore.
Running in circles around the kitchen-
Sam: I wish I was a Therizinosaurus
so I could use my claws to scratch the dirt to find dung beetles.
They taste like chocolate.
After watching a kid movie on Netflix-
Sam: I want an imaginary friend.
Me: Go ahead, make one up.
He's very tall.
He has 17 legs.
He's colored like a rainbow.
He has wings and a crest on his head.
He has spikes on his neck and a short tail.
His brain is the size of an almond.
And he has no teeth!
This took me all of 20 minutes to make.
C'mon, you know you love it.
Well, at least Sam does.