Sam Says #11
Quietly playing in his room -
Mom: What's up Chicken Butt?
Sam: The dinosaurs can never be replaced in my heart... Unless we get some large white dinosaur sculptures, some brown, orange and green paint and a felt tip marker.
While brushing his teeth-
Mom: How about you, Daddy, Ella and I dress up like pirates for Halloween this year?
Sam: No. How about we all dress up like okapis?
Preview of our Halloween explanation at EVERY door-
Neighbors: Oooooh, what are you?
Us: We're okapis, a giraffe and zebra mix from the Republic of Congo.
Sure to be met with slack jaws and wide stares...followed by our hysterical laughter.
Getting ready to go to the park with Daddy-
Sam: I'm afraid of diving in active volcanoes.
Telling Daddy how a man can become a dinosaur-
Sam: You know, if a human man is scratched by a T-Rex and gets an owie, he can put a bandage on his owie until it turns into a red dino footprint. Then the human man will evolve into a dinosaur.
Just like werewolves do.
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